As you can clearly see, daddy was drinking solo that night because there's this fable that women shouldn't get blasted while carrying their very small progeny to term -- even though, like, those tickets were totally purchased long before you came hurtling into our third dimension and we weren't expecting you to show up like an early house guest. I mean, we had certainly invited you to our party, but c'mon, we were still in our robes and funny underwear -- and we had tickets to The Walkmen!
But that's okay -- more for me on that night, half-pint. It appears you've been looking out for daddy since day one!
Anyway, the circumstance that The Walkmen were your first real show was purely coincidental, and because your mommy is like Tommy from Trainspotting in exactly one way, WE PAID FOR THE TICKETS! Plus, she was an absolute commando when it came to resuming our normal day-to-day lives even though she was minding the most precious hop that would ever be sprouted. As the kids today would say, she's the shit. (Hopefully kids stop saying that by the time you're old enough to be too cool).
I have to tell you, son, the show was an absolute rager. I guess I really didn't know what to expect from a band that sounds so un-technically technical on compressed data, but sound absolutely, fucking pristine live. In the moments of the show, when the blue glint of the stage lights would radiate your mother's face like an immaculate spirit, I was already a proud father. I was excited to meet you. I couldn't wait to tell you about your incredible run of luck in your extremely young life.
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Blue As Your Blood
In The New Year
Angela Surf City
Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
Victory
While I Shovel The Snow
On The Water
Little House of Savages
Canadian Girl
All Hands And The Cook
Woe Is Me
Juveniles
Encore
I Lost You
The Rat
We've Been Had
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Well, at least that's the setlist as best as I could cobble together
from the intergoogles (Hopefully kids stop using that by the time you're
old enough to be too cool). Pretty lofty standard by which to live the
rest of your life, I know, but I have faith that you will be a billion
times cooler than us, that's for sure.
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